Misadventures in China

I haven’t written in a while because Daniel and I have been busy having the worst month ever here in China. Let’s take these misadventures one section at a time.

Lost Wallet

One night in early November, after enjoying an evening out with some of our fellow Best Learning friends, Daniel and I took a cab home. As we were getting out of the cab, Daniel said to me, “Make sure you have everything.” I did. But before leaving, I asked the cab driver for a receipt, just in case. Then we got out of the cab, walked right up to our building gate and went up to our apartment. Somewhere along the way, though, Daniel lost his wallet. He remembers having it in his hand as he said, “Make sure you have everything,” but the next day we discovered that he did not in fact have everything.

I have this theory about problems that goes like this: When in a foreign country, any problem you have will be about a thousand times worse than it would have been in your domestic country. In losing his wallet, Daniel lost not only some cash and both his American and Chinese bank cards, but also, his passport (and subsequently, his visa).

After freaking out for about an hour, we called our agent, Sam, who helped us call the cab company to see if Daniel had dropped the wallet in the cab. The cab company was wildly unhelpful, saying that they called the driver but that no wallet had been found (we’re convinced they didn’t even look, but that’s just our suspicion). After establishing and accepting that the wallet was lost, Daniel froze his Chinese bank account and filled out a form asking our company to put his next paycheck into my account. I also made an appointment for him to go to the U.S. embassy and apply for a new passport.

Of course all of this happened just a month before we had to leave the country for our visa run (December 4^th was the last day we could legally be in mainland China). We were lucky enough to get Daniel’s new passport at the cost of 1000 kuai ($165) two weeks before we would have to leave the country. However, his new passport only has a one-year validity, because that’s apparently how the embassies punish negligence. Anyway, after getting his new passport, we had to go to the Public Security Bureau (PSB) and apply for his replacement visa. After three days of them telling us that we needed to bring additional documents, Daniel was finally able to apply for a replacement visa. It would be ready for pickup on the 28^th of November, just six days before we had to make our visa run. All we had to do was pay another 1000 kuai ($165) for the visa upon pick-up.

We thought things would go smoothly after that.

Lost Bank Card

On November 24^th, I discovered that my Chinese bank card was missing. I tried to remember the last time I had used it and realized that it had been almost a week ago at an ATM. I figured I left in the ATM and panicked, thinking that somebody may have stolen all of our money. I immediately called our agent, Sam, who told me to go to the bank and fill out a lost bank card form to start the process of replacing it. At the bank, they told me that they would have to freeze my account for seven days and after those seven days, I would be able to pick up my new card. This meant that we couldn’t pick up Daniel’s passport/visa and that I couldn’t plan our trip out of the country because I didn’t have access to our money.

Seven days later (December 2^nd), I was able to pick up my new bank card (none of our money had been stolen, thank goodness) and Daniel’s passport/visa. However, that meant we only had two days to figure out how to get out of the country.

Visa Run Gone Awry

I had been doing some research and figured that a trip to Erlian, where you can cross the border via jeeps and then come right back, was the cheapest and best bet for our visa run. I estimated the trip to cost us around 1000 kuai (about $165) including a cheap hotel room and transportation to and from. We wanted to leave on the 3^rd, but the train station only had tickets for the 4^th. We bought those and got things ready to leave at 8 a.m. on the 4^th. However, the morning of our planned trip, our cab driver took us to the wrong train station (Beijing South) and we ended up missing our train. We took a different cab to the correct train station (Beijing Central) and tried to change our tickets, but they only had trains leaving a week later. We also tried to see if we could get a train to Hong Kong, but they also only had tickets for a week later.

At this point it was all panic and stress as we tried to figure out how to leave the country that same day so as not to overstay our visa (which could spell BIG TROUBLE, as visa regulations in China seem to be pretty tough). We decided to go to the airport and see if we could get a flight out to either Taipei or Hong Kong, since those are closest and therefore cheapest. We ran around different counters asking for prices to Hong Kong, but they were all over 3700 kuai ($600) for a one-way ticket. In addition, we had called Best Learning’s visa agents to see if it was possible to take a bus to Erlian (since I’ve read that Beijing has sleeper buses to Erlian), but they weren’t able to get through to the bus stations. It seemed like there wasn’t much hope.

At about 4 p.m., the ticket counter for a flight to Taipei opened and we thought this would be where our luck would change, since flights to Taipei are generally less expensive than flights to Hong Kong. However, we discovered that the flight to Taipei was overbooked and all they had available were one-way, business-class tickets for 10,000 kuai ($1650) each. This is the part where I could be spotted sitting on top of our suitcase with a lot of panic and what may have been a lot of tears on my face.

After a flight to Taipei was ruled out, Daniel went around different counters again asking about tickets for Hong Kong while I helpfully sat on our suitcase and cried some more. He eventually found out that we could buy two one-way tickets to Hong Kong for 2700 kuai ($445) each and then we could plan to take the twenty-four-hour train back to Beijing. We decided to do that (it was really our only option as we had to leave the country that day) and at about 8:30 pm on the last day of our visa, we were finally able to leave the country and head for Hong Kong.

In the end our visa run cost us about 6000 kuai ($1000) more than we planned for and wanted to spend, leaving us broke just in time for Christmas, but what really matters is that we got out in time and that we made it through the madness together.

I feel I’ve written quite enough about our crazy month of misadventures, so I will detail our trip to Hong Kong (which was rather short but pretty smooth) in my next blog post. It should be a much more fun and less stressful read!